Zyphonee's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

/Facepalm

I was seriously expecting more, as you're an amazing animator, but this seriously disapointed me, as I always wanted to see a submission by you that wasn't videogame related, but this is something to cry for... in a bad way.
The animation wasn't THAT bad, but it was certainly worse than I expected. The lipsync was awful, the mouths just moved up and down, without making any sense with what the characters were saying. I know you might consider this just a joke, and that the little effort into it might be consider a part of the joke, but it turned out to be a big failure, it was actually painful to watch, and the fact that it is part of the joke doesn't redeem a poorly animated short, as it is preety easy to make a tweened ball going from a side of the screen to the other and say that it's just a joke, which makes me think that not even you took this seriously.
The jokes failed at making me laugh, they were all improvised, which would normally make me laugh, instead, it had me watching blankly at the screen thinking "Is this all Egoraptor can do?" they were just wacky voices and impoviced long names, which at first made me laugh, but it got repetitive as you made the same joke around three times.
I find it hard to see any difference at all between this and the Awesome series; same cartoony sense of humour, same parodical attitude, same everything! I was really expecting more than this, which instead of being a parody of a game, ended being a *drum roll* PARODY OF ANIME! HAZZOAH!!!1!

I really hope you learn from this and try to make something more:
Original
Funny
Animated
ENJOYABLE!!!

I really wanted to see something better that this, I really wanted to like this, I really did, sorry...

[Resident Evil 5 Unmasked]

Niceee...

I liked it, the voices had good quality, but they kinda flopped every now and then, making a short annoying sound, and Wesker's voice should've had a british accent... The drawings were cool, I liked how the character design was a somewhat cartoony drawing of the character, but still kept realistic anatomy in some sort of way.
The general idea was hilarous, I must admit I laughed... preety loud, it wasn't expected and it was 100% original, thumbs up.

The one thing that could've been improved was the animation, which consisted mainly of motion tweens, but the lip sync was very nicely done!

VintageBro responds:

Thank you, Ill keep everything you said in mind and Ill work on it. Im not joking, thanks you covered every aspect of my movie and I thank you.

Yes well I tent to be a bit lazy =3 . To the lip sync, yes Ive been working on it.
Thanks again.

[RE5: Public Assembly]

Congratulations!

You have made probably the most original Video Game parody (or maybe THE original Video Game parody)
The joke was something that nobody else had thought about before, instead of making a zombie (or whattever they are) eating KFC, you made something completly creative, an that is something amazing to watch. I am from south america, so I could understand what the Spaniard zombies said, unluckly, they didn't say anything nice, they frequently said stuff like "Look at him, he's wounded" if you've taken damage, or "Behind you, idiot".
The graphics were truly impressive, it had an amazing level of detail, with beautiful proportions and shadings, the only thing that was disproportioed (and I mean really dispropotioned) was when they revealed it was all a magic trick.

I really laughed at all the random things you added in backgrounds or "I am Tatobo" but by far the best one is when Sheeva says "Excuse me?!"... there is a character that looks extremly alike chocolate man, from the Nameless Series floating.

Overall, it is a beautiful animation to watch, congratulations

[[SS] We Rock]

You will never get tired of this won't ya?

Seriously, it used to be funny some time ago, to enter the portal and see some random image of a pineapple with a gun, but today... it just got boring and repetitive...

[-Love at First Sight-]

I certainly couldn't expect less from Aura-Core...

First, I'd like to say that you guys are extremly, the collab showed a lot of effort and a lot of time spent into it, that is right what seems to lack to the Newgrounds Collabs nowadays.

Everybody did truly AMAZING works. My personal favourite was Jeinu's part, as it was easy to tell that there were hours of frame by framing, sketching and shading into it, but everyone's work was special in it's own way. Some had amazing and crazy effects into them, others had really beautiful color schemes (For example Bobert-Bob's part) and other ones were downright amazing, with beautiful graphics and outstanding Framing, like Rtil's part, who's part I wish would've been longer, as it was a real delight to the eyes...

The song was catchy and captivating. I'm not really into the whole "Valentine's day" thingy, but this was a heart warming and relaxing movie. I don't really celebrate Valentine's day, here at South America it isn't showed as a festivity, so I really don't get too high for it, butthis submission will keep me waiting for next Valentine to see if another jewel like this one comes out!

Overall, it is by far one of the greatest movies I've ever seen on NG, and I wish some of the collabs we see on the BBS and frontpage posts had at least a tenth of the quality and originality this flash collab had, instead of "Lft4Ded Kolb, LULZ!" but unluckly, a Newgrounds like that is something that only seems possible in wild realms of our dreams, the same place where scents of originality are desterrated by video game parodies and awful collabs... *sight* ...

[Lobster Love]

Hmm...

I found it nice, I liked the graphics, they were preety good, and it's easy to tell you worked quite some time in them, unfortunatly, it was preety short, and the situation was really... really... fucked up, yeah

Anyways, I found it funny and entertaining, and I like the fact that it isn't spam.

Good Luck in future submissions!

[Problems at the Elevator]

Sorry...

I didn't enjoy that at all, it could've had some potential of some kind, but the (awfully) raw animation just... yea, freaked me out
The one problem is that the whole movie is made ENTIRELY of motion tweens, which just shows this had little to nothing effort to it, the drawing were something you HAVE to improve, for being certain, I was disgusted by the bodies of the characters, you should add more effort to it, the faces were kinda better, but still loked preety damn awkward.
Like you, I am also a 13 year old kid, and I also live in South America (escribiria todo el review en espanol, pero se considera abusivo...) I've been using flash nicne my early eleven years, last year I got my first graphic tablet, still, I don't know many kids my age that know how to use flash, so you might end up being a good animator someday!