Discussion Topic #1 - Summer Holidays: Finally, all these months of living in Argen are paying off, since it seems like yesterday, since my grades have been pretty good this year, school authorized me and everyone else in my class who has good grades to start summer holidays; Oh, did I mention that summer in Argentina is from December to March? No? HAHAHA, well it seems like it is, as we have Winter holidays while it's Summer up there, yes, we celebrate Christmas in a pool. Anyways, three fucking months of absolutely nothing education-related, oh boy is this gonna be great; of course, and to your dismay, I'm going to be working of flash long part of the Summer, that is, the time that I'm not sleeping, in Uruguay or hanging with friends, so yeah, those are my plans for this summer, sounds delicious.

Discussion Topic #2 - Summer Flash/Projects: By the end of this summer, I expect to have at least two (2) flashes finished, both of them are projects that I couldn't have finished while having to put up with school, but that's the past now, and these projects are:

1- The Great Eskape: I got the voice acting lines from Tomamoto centuries ago (in fact, it was in fucking July!) but, thanks to lack of spare time, I had to ditch it until further notice, pretty lame, but luckily, since I'm gonna be slacking in one or another way the whole summer, I can finally resume it, I'm at frame 257 of more than a thousand, so wish me luck guys, I'm confident that I'll have this finished though, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.

Pictured below: A frame. Not pictured: The >743 frames I still have to make.

2- Gamey: I'm making a game guys, at least the sprites, and I NEED AN ACTIONSCRIPTER, you heard me, so if anyone feels like making a game with me, hit me up on a PM and I'll get back at you as soon as possible with everything about the game, such as storyline, gameplay, etc. etc. etc. The game is gonna be all in black and white, with some of the gameplay bits and cutscenes resembling a comic, so achieve some sort of a Sin City like game, come on guys, don't be lazy now!

And here's the aforementioned picture of "The Great Eskape"

GO PLAY KILLING FLOOR!

Okay, just joking, since L4D2 is coming so close, it'd be cool to start adding more people who I don't know at fucking all beyond this website to my Steam friends, since all my friends are australopithecus who play Counter Strike 1.6, so if anybody is looking for some dead meat killing fun, add "zyphonee" at Steam friends so we can play the L4D2 demo; good times shall be had.

Oh, and speaking about walking piles of rotten flesh: .

And here's a pic of me the last time I played Left 4 Dead 2 with a friend

Where hearts were entertained in June,
Beneath that amber moon

This weekend, my expectations died. I brought home, from a comic convention, a Ponyo DVD, expecting it to be awesome, but all I got was a bigger flop than my floppy disk. And that's really damn floppy.
To begin with, I had to deal with more weaboos in that convention that I want to deal with for the rest of my fucking life, and, guess what? There was a fucking "Cosplay anime song karaoke constest", so yes, I had to listen to fat chicks dressed up like Sailor Moon singing songs from Naruto, Pokemon, Dragon Ball, and that's the full extent of my knowledge about anime.
After the convention, I thought hell was over, but it had only just began, since I made the heaven forbidden mistake of buying a Ponyo DVD, thinking it'd be great. I took the DVD home and mumbling "I wanna be the very best" from Pokemon, or at least, I think it's like that, I put the DVD in my PS2. What happened? Nothing, the damn bitch wouldn't play, so I had to play it on my computer.

The movie started power tripping within the very first minutes, and I mean, someone got high while writing that shit. And I mean, you know when you go on Omegle at 3AM and start making stories up with your conversianational partner, well, it was that turned into a movie. A big pedophile, shooting colorful rays at sea monster thingies, a bunch of penises with heads, fucking weird, although that was only the begining of it's suckiness. Then, in a complete switch, the movie turned into a 10 year old kid's scrapbook, seriously? I s that the "amazing animation" everyone was talking about? That's a JOKE.

Aparently someone with half a half brain realized it was a bad idea, and switched back to normal. I only wish they would've had two guys like that in the studio, one to do that, and the other one to point out the other mistakes in the movie: EVERYTHING. The movie went back to normal, and I'm greeted by the biggest japanese kid stereotype I've EVER seen. They even ripped off the name from what's probably the worst anime ever: Sasuke.
Well, this kid, this, "Sousuke", goes down a cliff for no aparent reason and finds one of the swimming, girl-headed pieces of male genitalia inside a bottle, so he takes it out and it licks a wound, which magically dissapears, and we are left without an explanation until the ending of the stupid move, when we realize it would've been better noot to know, because it turns out that the fish's mother was a giant colorful woman, who aparently had sexual intercourse with a normal sizedman. Don't ask me, don't ask the studios either.

So yes, shit happens and the penis fish falls in love with the five year old kid, typical from Japan, pedophilia and zoophilia, how come I'm not surprised of seeing this in an anime? Anyways, the fish turns into a girl and goes to live with Sousuke, who lets a complete stranger go in his house and eat everything, just because she has the same name as his fish, so if I go to everybody's house in my neighborhood saying "Hi, my name is Goldie" I'll get a free meal? Right on.

Oh, did I mention there's a scene when she turns into a human and shouts "I have teeth!", although there's a moment where the five year old zoophile gives him a piece of ham, and for THREE CLEAR-AS-WATER frames, you can see she already had teeth? Well it happens. What a piece of shit

In summary, only watch Ponyo if you really really want to suffer of brain death, and get your grave pissed on.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone else will be sent to the Rancor's pit

He was an american hero

Fijate un objetivo distinto
Que soy como un vino añejo
Que ya hace tiempo me ando buscando
Y no me encuentro ni en el espejo.

There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this

EDIT: I'm rich, mutherfuckers, rich I tell you!

This gentleman needs a belly rub.